Welcoming any Jokes at my expense

My forum stat prior to this post is/was:

• Total Posts: 835
• Posts Per Day: 0.69

Also to help, I like moonlit walks with led tennis shoes
Cold baths with hot soap
Chocolate Milk
Peanut butter and Jelly Sammiches
I peruse Reddit but suck at witty karma whoring
I am easily distracted which makes my dog the most patient in the world
I appreciate the RP crowd but can only offer simple and slowly timed emotes
I have seen Elvis live in concert (yeah he was fat)
I like Landy and the peeps here
All my alts have Boo in them

* first two are false but rest are correct :p

Make me laugh please, I wanna start tomorrow off right!!!!!

Oboo, Boodom, Boozily, Bootastic, etc...

<3 Landy!