Corrupt A Wish

Ok this was a game played on another server's forums. So, basically to play this game you must make a wish. It can be any wish your wishful heart desires! Now here's the catch, once you make a wish the next person grants it, but corrupts it! For example, one might wish that hobbits are real, but the next person to post will corrupt it by saying "wish granted (this is the most important to to say, wish granted lol) but they all work for Soromon and take over the world! Once the wish has been corrupted, the corrupter may then make their wish. The game then cycles.

I will start off....

I wish LOTRO storms would rain health pots!